I am in love with this


I am in love with this

(Source: flyngdream, via hayles-yeah)


When you want to get an Arizona Sweet Tea but only have a $1.00 and with tax it’s $1.02

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So I guess when im high I conjure up ideas of how to kill people. I was smoking with my friend, when I started to think that a crazy way to kill someone would be to force their body into a suitcase, preferably large 5x5, even if you have to break bones.

(Source: allgroweary, via horrorcutie)


I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

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be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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